Yestermonth, as I sat quietly at the table and stared at my empty plate, I wondered Beef or Pork. I set out on a mission to figure out which was the true meat of meats. After countless interviews with laypeople and nobles i discovered that Beef is preferred amoungst the serfs where the pork is more admired by the arisrocracy. The pages chose coconuts. Who knew? Not I. Who cares...me, that's who.
Tonight as i ponder my next meal I will always remember the turbulent times i battled through on my mission to mars. This is my thesis. In conclusion America has and always will be the greatest country in the world and possibly universe.
Texas was still wrong.
THE END!
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