Good god.
What is the world coming to?
What's next?
I'll just give up coffee now.
Within a few years everything I consume will be illegal
And everything I don't consume will be the cure for cancer.
We'll see how people like this boring, controlled, yet cancer-free future.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Will I finally managed to subscribe to your your blog! it was a mighty struggle.
ReplyDeleteanyway, i think we should outlaw lettuce next!
and i've noticed that rather then cures for cancer, we are discovering new carcinogens all the time. like nalgene bottles. and licorice. who knows, maybe your pants are giving you testicular cancer!
Dear devon,
ReplyDeleteThat's the best response I've ever gotten.
I'm also going to go wash my pants.