SCANDAL!!!!

So I was hittin up my peeps wit da text right?
All I said was AY yo waddup.
She said who dis?
I was like, it's Will.
She was like, I dont know a Will.
Then I said, aight, wrong numba my baaad.
Turns out, her husband thought that was sensual harrasment, and he hit up the po po.
That's right... the po po. Po po lice lice.
Den I was jus like, AY YO! My bad chiiilll chiiilll it was a mistake
He wasn't havin it.
He said he was gonna hold the texts and keep dem as proof. Evidence. Contraband.
Then I got a call from mista dispatch sayin he be on his way.
Now all I gotta do is wait.